I feel ridiculous reviewing a great clips. It's like reviewing a McDonalds or a taco bell.
You know damn well what your getting when you walk in there and don't you dare bitch about it when your done. You knew.........you G*D DAMN KNEW.
I have a very well maintained old fashion 80's mohawk. Now I go to a salon to have it cut 95% if the time, all I needed was the sides shaved down today. Get your #1 clipper and shave the short parts, DONT TOUCH THE HAWK.
Simple enough right? I'm thinking to myself, how bad could anyone with any hair cutting experience F this up right?
As I sit and survey which person will cut my hair. In your mind your cheering for that one person to finish up......I want that dude.......hurry up and finish. It's a race in your mind which stylist will be done first...HURRY HURRY HURRY........But noooooooo
DAMMIT.......I get the tiny little old lady thats 3 feet tall.
First thing she does is put her hand on top of my head and crushes my perfect styling and product I have in my hair. Like she had to hold my head still to keep me from moving. ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME?? My first clear instructions were...."Don't touch the top, just simply shave the sides." NOT don't touch the top with your clippers, JUST DONT TOUCH THE TOP!!!!
I instantly tense up like I'm about to get a rectal exam. Well, now before I go out to lunch.....I have to go back home and fix my hair that you just crushed. To top it off I have spots where she went and like gouched the back of my head, it's not even. It's like Steve-O took the clippers to some spots. Completely uneven.
I am so pissed off not at GC, but at myself. STUPID STUPID STUPID. (hitting my head)
Again.....lesson learned.