I was really hoping that my winter coat would be here. I've searched far and wide with no luck yet. I walked into Off 5th with excited anticipation. I was disappointed almost immediately. The outerwear selection was truly gross. I mean, I understand that this is discount, but the store is selling D&G dress shirts at $110. Is it too much to ask for some modern cut men's outerwear?
I gave up after 7 minutes. And no, they weren't heaven at all. I then walked around testing my will power. I don't know how I ended up at the shoe section but I started looking for dress shoes that I totally didn't need. I have 6 pairs in several colors. There's really no point to shopping for this item.
I did however, see a pair of Puma Ducati's. They were predominantly red with a black trim along the heel. The shoes relied on velcro straps for security. I tried them on. They felt perfectly snug. I walked around, stopping at floor mirrors to look at every possible angle. I pretty much made a firm decision to make the purchase.
But then I realized that I wasn't here for these shoes. They weren't that great. I'd probably only wear them a handful of times. Reality set in and I made my way to the exit. Still with no coat!
Ducati...try don't-cati...