Woo was originally intended to be called Woo-Woo's and open as a 70's themed strip club. The licensing fell through at the last moment, long after the designers and contractors were applying the finishing touches. Okay, that may be entirely fictional, but its the most plausible explanation I can come up with.
Occasional shards of garish light slash through the dark interior. Do you want the table lit for spot dances or one of the many others gloomy enough for surreptitious masturbating?
The food is arranged around what was surely meant to be the main stage. Fortunately, the brass polls have been removed. Unfortunately, the food is what you might expect from a strip club: all of it vaguely tastes and smells fishy. This might explain why the sushi is actually quite good while everything else is quite, quite bad.
Mango salad is drowning in a horrible tasting sauce. Spring rolls with pork and shrimp are abandoned after one bite. WTF is that flavour? It's horrid. The main hot dishes are all swimming in sauces looking tired and nasty. Ribs are dry, but not intentionally dry. Har Gow is okay, but Sui mi is - you guessed it - fishy tasting.
Cheap speakers mounted in the low ceilings ensure you don't miss a single Nickleback lyric. Are you still hungry?