I can't give it any less than 5 stars because I've probably eaten here a hundred times. It's always good, consistent, fast, inexpensive, and comes with the right amount of grease like a real NY slice should. One time I let myself get a little crazy and tried the Hawaiian pizza (which normally I'd say is blasphemous and downright farce in a sense... I don't recall so it must have been good. The one big miss is that they're obviously Yankee fans, and I'm from the Mets camp.
Just kidding, anything other than the Cubs are OK in my book. Thank god this isn't a Chicago "pizza" joint.