Maybe a busy Saturday morning is not The Oink Cafe at its best...but then it should be at its best on a busy Saturday. Yes, they have 8 varieties of bacon. Mine was no bigger or better than the bacon I had earlier in the week at Wendy's. The potatoes were dry and tasted like frozen from the bag. Coffee was good. One of my guests ordered a Bloody Mary--I couldn't help but notice that she only drank half, too polite to say anything negative. Waitress was friendly.