IT'S THE 1982 WEDDING RECEPTION THE BRIDE'S DAD DECIDED TO HOST IN HIS HALFWAY REMODELED SUNROOM/PORCH YOU WERE HOPING TO FORGET.
--why is this 6 block area of Thomas stuck in 1982?
--flashing colored lights were in bad taste, even THEN
--live music is only redeeming quality, and it's BAD
--belly dancer goes after EVERYONE in the room. yes, it's THAT wedding reception
--stackable vinyl elk's lodge chairs lost their cush in 1984. HOW can they still be in use?
--plate breaking at $2 a pop turns quickly into an exercise in dodging ceramic shrapnel. thank god we were not close.
SERVICE HORRIBLE
--forgot salads, then dropped them when we were about to leave anyway
--drinks never refilled, beers never checked
--it's like we were just invisible and unwelcome
--host/owner saw us about to leave, but then turned away
FOOD JUST WAY PAST ITS TIME
--cuisine has come such a long way since 1982. get with it!
--NO ONE actually wants to eat a pile of raw onions buried under globs of mucousy "greek" dressing. WHY!!?
--everything's in 1982 except the prices. You want me to pay $20 for that?!?
Now I know why no one has ever mentioned this place to me _in my entire life_. Some places are better left undiscovered.