"I wish someone would just put a bag over her head and knock her up so I can get some grandkids." In addition to the usual hotcakes and eggs, apparently our waitress' daughter was a daily special that morning.
Preferring that all of the eggs in my social life remain unfertilized, I opted instead for the Italian Breakfast Club which turned out to be the dog's bollocks. And for good reason; If you want to enjoy eating here, it is highly recommend that you not use the nutritional info calculator on E'nP's website. After checking the stats on my breakfast I now realize I should have ordered it with a side of Lipitor.
Added bonus -- as a consolation prize for not taking her daughter home, our waitress hooked us up with some free cookies for the road.
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Cliff Notes version: dining at Eat'n Park is kind of like going to Denny's but without the shame.