You need a fix, baby? Jones-ing for some curds and gravy? Craving those fries, baby? I can hook you up. Yeah, just go down Queen St, a little past Ossington and see my friends at Poutini's.
Talk to the guy at the counter and he'll set you up. Yeah, make you feel real good. Start with the "tiny" because this is strong stuff. Work your way up to getting the bigger sizes. Just a couple of nibbles and you'll be feeling fine. I wouldn't lie to you, baby. Just take a bite, everyone's doing it.