Short version:
- 20 stars for having free vodka drinks until 11
- negative 16 stars (-16) for everything else in this place
= 2 stars (in case you are wondering about the math: 20 -16 /2 = 2)
Long version:
Oh wait, there is no long version. I have nothing else to say! The place is tiny and the music sucks. The crowd is typical Scottsdale-douche where everyone is way overdressed than they need to for such a hole-in-the-wall "exclusive" club. The music is meh (pop mixes, top 40 shit) and the drinks, including the free ones, are super watered down and use cheap ass grade licor.
If you already caked-on the makeup, push-up bra, gel, giant earings and 7" pumps, maybe you should attempt to walk elsewhere. im just sayin'.