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David Hannum is shown to be correct yet again. There are indeed containers; but, it is certainly not a park. Downtown Container Park is as much as a "Park" as Downtown Summerlin is "Downtown[;]" as much as Phineas Taylor Barnum actually believed that his Cardiff Giant was an actual petrified man; or, as much as Tony "Montgomery Burns" Hsieh actually cares about anything besides dolla dolla bills yaaaa'll. This cesspool is more akin to an unnecessary "Mardi Gras of consumerism" than any park. In the old days, malls had the cojones to call themselves malls; and, at least, they respected the community enough to keep the cultish nonsense down to a bare minimum. One must at least respect that at the time Boulevard, Meadow, and Fashion Show malls went up, developers were not so Orwellian to bastardise the naming of malls by leaving the term mall out of their titles. This place is rather on downslope of the mediocre side, and naming it a "Park" won't change it. So, cease the backpatting party, put the llama on a cross gold pendant down, and get real. Downtown Container Mall barely avoids the one-star. Detailed reviews of individual listings from Container Mall: Big Ern's BBQ: TBD Cheffini's: TBD Pinches Tacos: TBD Sasasweets Chillspot: http://www.yelp.com/biz/chillspot-by-sasasweets-las-vegas?hrid=Opgl9SwwGcOHGHrC2Ig45g&utm_campaign=www_review_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct) Simply Pure: TBD The Perch: TBD
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