One of the worst dining experiences. Ever. EVER. I'm composing this as I sit here outside of the restaurant with obnoxious bar music blaring in my ear and the jigglies dancing behind me while my husband and I sit in silence. So much for a pleasant dinner conversation... We strolled up around 10 to grab a late dinner in between seeing a fabulous show and heading back out for more partying. Bad idea. We were immediately sat on the "patio" portion of the restaurant which is inconveniently located along a main thoroughfare through the Flamingo and directly across from one of the little casino bars... It is so loud, there was no possible way I could even think about having a conversation with my hubs, let alone place a coherent order with our server when he FINALLY decided to make his way to our table almost twenty minutes later. We ordered our drinks from one guy... water. And it took a good long while to even get to our table. Then were approached by a completely different guy ten minutes later for a food order. I had The Asian Persuasion, hubs did a custom order. Then we waited. And waited. Going deaf. My patience fell way short and I got up and walked to Margaritaville, ordered two drinks, and walked back... Just in time to see the food arrive. Wow. Another twenty+ minutes? Not cool. At least now I had some alcohol to help me get through this. Worst part - food wasn't even that great. Certainly not worth the forever long wait. My medium burger was still moo-ing. At this point I just gave up and ate the food so we could hurry up and get out. Never saw our waiter again and about ten minutes later a completely different person came over to take our payment. Ugh. I'm usually a pretty patient diner and will often overlook little quirkies... This place just couldn't stop being quirky long enough. So I'm still sitting here with this annoying music and wannabe stripper at my back while I pound this out on my tiny little phone. Never again Burger Joint. Never again.