I had pierogies on a gyro.
Let those words sink in.
Pierogies. On a gyro.
Muther-farking pierogies on a muther-farking gyro!
This is a thing that has happened and it was glorious and it was at Best Gyros.
If you need a place that's open late (midnight most nights, but FOUR IN THE MORNING on weekends) and that serves yummy non-health foods with booze sold in wee small bottles, you need to go to the Best Gyros on Lee Road (just a block or so south of the Cedar Lee Theater).
In addition to the obvious, Best Gyros serves breakfast (Hubby got scrambled eggs topped with gyro meat), about seven brands of liquor such as Skyy, Jameson and Captain Morgan in tiny bottles ranging in price from $4 to $7 (which could mix well with the Coke products they also sell) and, per a conversation Hubby had with the manager, they will soon serve ice cream and shakes (they had this conversation in March 2015).
As for the gyros, there are nine "Seasoned Flavors" (prices vary by size, a regular is $8.99) and FOURTEEN of the "Specialty Flavors" (regular size is $9.49), one of which is the aforementioned "Cleveland Special Gyro" that was topped with deep fried potato and cheese pierogies and sauteed onions. The serving sizes are good - Hubby somehow managed to finish his breakfast, but I was full half way through my regular size "Cleveland" one and had to take the rest home. I took pictures of our meals with our water/soda bottles in the composition so you can better gauge the serving sizes. I hope that's helpful.
NOT a health food joint by any stretch of the imagination, but the kind of joint you'd want to visit before or after you hit the Lee Road bars.