Fuddpacker
By The Rue
On the court I'm like a praying mantis,
When the kids and I are in the Bahamas,
We stay at the Atlantis,
Before I eat at Fuddrucker's
I don't smoke the cannibis.
Here you can get a beer but not saki,
I usually love Fuddrucker's,
But this time my bun was soggy,
I got the 1/2 pound burger combo,
When I got back to work I was groggy,
Flipping burgers with a spatula,
You can add cheese or grilled onions,
Saw a guy who looked like Scott Bacula,
Had to do a double take,
No it wasn't Count Chocula,
There were a few hotties eating lunch,
Tight jeans with sparkly things on the back,
Tried to catch their eye, their burger I'd munch,
Looked away before the boyfriend saw me,
In my money maker he surely would punch,
I love that they have jalapeno nacho cheese,
Build your own topping station,
I shred on a snowboard and even on skis,
Is that really necessary in this review,
I won't even stop when you say please.
BEDAZZLER!!!