This place is shit tier. My expectations were pretty low going in; the atmosphere sets you up for grungy, greasy, late-night breakfast food. Sometimes quick and dirty bacon and eggs is exactly what you need. Sadly, this restaurant misses even the lowest of low bars by a mile. It's not comforting, or nostalgic -- it's just vile. The water tasted like scum. The crepes with "strawberries" were actually just filled with strawberry ooze; like the filling out of a cheap pie. Everything was disgusting. I would rather eat the peach cobbler out of a frozen dinner slathered across a piece of stale bread than taste those crepes again.
The only redeeming factor was that the cashier at the front wasn't paying attention and misread the price on my bill. His incompetence saved me a dollar. Hooray.