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First, let me start with the downside. This place doesn't take direct deposit and that is very inconvenient for me. I mean, it would just be easier for me to have my paycheck sent here and then I just go pick up my cakes. Come on, doesn't it just make sense to cut out the middle man? Also, I can see what the customer service comments were about. You get what you pay for when you've got a bunch of teenage girls, but they are nice enough. I do find it odd, though, that they can't recognize me. I've got the eyes of a tarsier, I'm always in my very unflattering work uniform, and I'm in there at least twice a week. Oh well. Despite all of those shenanigans, these cakes are insanely good. I was told about them about a month ago and have easily thrown down over a hundred dollars from that time until now. Some for other people, but mostly for myself. I have honetly adjusted the rest of my diet to make caloric room for these things. Seriously, y'all... I've eaten tuna and black beans two days in a row; although, that may be indicative of a deeper issue - but they are that good. Worth it. Anyway, I gotta go eat my cinnamon swirl cake now. You should be eating one, too.
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