A useful and tasty simulacrum of the real deal in New York. Then again, when you want an a$$load of pastrami, what is reality and what is artifice? The pastrami and the corned beef are here are real. The mustard is real. The pickles are real. And they are good. Really captures the vibe of the original, despite being smack dab in the middle of the hotel. Grass really can grow in the desert, people.