Oh Burger King how I love thee, let me count the ways. Ok, I don't like you that much, but you're a good choice when I'm craving a big greasy burger.
I'm annoyed at you though and you're not the only fast-food chain I'm annoyed at because you all claim to have a spicy, knock-your-socks-off burger. You should really change the name of your Angry Whopper to "Disgruntled Whopper" or maybe "Temper tantrum Whopper" because the burger I had today definitely was not angry by any means. There was barely any kick to the jalapenos or the spicy sauce which just really seemed like mayo and ketchup mixed together. BRING ON THE HEAT!!! (please)