Exotic-sounding name -- Check
Cuisine-specific buzzwords like "panko" and "omakase" -- Check
Paper lamp decor -- Check
Anything even remotely resembling a bowl of ramen -- No. HELL no.
Asked for their namesake sake/nihonshu but they were all out of it.
Was excited to try some newly introduced Cleveland-area ramen, but the Herbivore "ramen" was a horrifying $7 joke of a meal. A clump of something-noodles in a cereal bowl of pure Kikkoman soy sauce and 5 chunks of assorted mixed vegetables? Who are you kidding, Yuzu? Really the only palatable item in the swirling salty miasma of darkness was the soft boiled egg. One star for the really pleasant and attentive server and creative drink menu.