A dive bar by any definition. Mars seems to be a place set towards an older crowd, which is no way a bad thing, but set in Lakewood there are so many better bars for the big partiers. If you're looking for a great gyro though, this is your place. It's good enough to bring my two star rating to a three. Otherwise the rest of the food is clearly frozen and unappetizing.
The beer selection is "meh". That's really the best word for the whole place...meh. Every time I walk out of here, I smell like grease and meat. Not good for the rest of the night. Meh, means not much left to say. Go for the gyro and nothing else.