In a word; decadent.
Coming from me thats a lot. If I had a choice I would never cut my hair again. Or shave, for that matter. (Hell, I'd also raise chickens and churn my own butter if I didn't live in a tiny apartment). But I have to pay rent and buy groceries and Las Vegas is definitely less progressive than the PacNor'est. So I go a few times a year and scowl through a SuperShitCuts experience.
Enter Groupon. 19.99 for the full service, including 2 shampoos, cut, hand wax(!), face massage, towel, spritz, style, blowdry and product. I thought it would be at least worth the money. I was right.
So I go in, am offered a free beer and taken straight back. I gave poor Megan the most ambiguous description of what I wanted. And dammit, she somehow made it happen. Only took a few minutes too, I was stunned. She was wonderful, I will be back again and looking forward to it.
And fellas, do the paraffin hand dip. You'll thank me.