Possibly the worst pizza I've ever had, and I've had a lot of bad pizza. Heck, I've made bad pizza that was better than this. The sauce is more like a tomato jam (barely even tomato), the cheese is rubbery, the crust is like a pie crust along the edges and on the bottom it's more like a weird chewy "wonder bread."
Just, ugh. So bad. Every once in a while my darling husband will want to go there for nostalgia sake. He'll say things like, "this pizza tastes like when my dad fell off the ladder" or "this reminds me of my estranged uncle getting pepperoni stuck in his beard, back when we all still talked." Yikes. And indeed, it does sort of taste like that. It tastes like, "this'll do," or "uh oh, bad day, let's grab literally any pizza we can because pizza always makes things better."
But sometimes we just gotta let those memories die and grab a slice of something we deserve. Pizza that tastes like pizza.