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Let me say to begin, there is nothing terribly wrong with this place. It's just, well odd. There were so many elements of Sarita A Restaurant that rubbed me the wrong way that it doesn't make my We Are Definitely Going Back There list. First, the name. Really? A restaurant? A little too cutesy for me. Second, the menu. It's divided into This, That, and The Other. Again, way too cutesy. Third, the atmosphere. We literally sat at our table and laughed about what a bizarre mix of elements they had going on. While my verdict was that this place was like if Abercrombie and the Apple Store's lovechild, my boyfriend felt like he was eating in a hair salon. Everything is black and white and they were playing techno dance music. I also couldn't tell if I was under dressed or not. I felt like if I had worn a black turtleneck a la Steve Jobs I would have fit in better. Fourth, our waiter. A little awkward. He definitely did not want to be there and seemed to have never witnessed an interaction between waiter and waitee before. It's possible he was a robot or an alien. Fifth, the price. Don't get me wrong, the food was great! We started with the Navajo Fry Bread which was scrumptious. I had the crab cakes, double scrumptious. It's a bit more than I like to pay, personally and given the above, not worth it IMO. Deets: there are two main seating areas, one with the bar and high tops with low tables towards the front. There's a step down into a larger seating area with low tops. A wheelchair should be able to handle it with some help. Looked like they have a patio out back. Parking is in an adjacent lot and on the street. Metered parking in Lakewood is free after 6 and on weekends.
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