When you go out to eat pizza, especially great pizza from Fired Pie, what do you associate with pizza? Is it Chicago, New York, or maybe the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Italy? No! What you are really think is, "I love being a turtle!!!", right!? Ok maybe not so much but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are pretty awesome. They are turtles. They know ninjutsu. And they love pizza! So the next time you sit down to eat some pizza, you can reflect on some of these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-isms. The Turtle-isms are like your fortunes which are deep in the pizza. Just as the pizza pie are like the delicious fortune cookies that contain the fortunes .
Turtle-isms:
-Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?!
-Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza
-I have always liked Cowabunga!
-Mikey is funny. Funny makes you drop your panties. (Megan Fox said this)
-Always carry a long spoon just in case (Master Joyce W.)
-Never drink black water that cost $2. It's over price among other things (Master Brett B.)
(Ok the last 2 have nothing to do with Turtles lol)