NB: my review is to be taken with a grain of salt.
As per usual I was here as "the help" with a string-quartet softly stringing our dulcet tones away in the corner.
The event-planner told us just as we had setup that we were to be seen and not heard. "Play something baroque that nobody will recognize."
On that hands-offish request we did just that.
On our breaks we got to sample the "economy" package booking cocktails and appys that came out of the kitchen. To be frank, they were BRUTAL. I would be upset if my supermarket re-heated, frozen package treats came out so poorly. I would have returned them for a refund!
The bar selection was also the cheapest of the cheap disgusting booze that I can't afford to drink. (Yes... cheap booze = BLERGH) Now you might think a starving artist like myself needs to economize and take what he can get? Sadly no. I much prefer to save up and buy something I appreciate and go without during the saving-up phase. It's so much tastier and actually cheaper in the long run because every sip is cherished!
I know NOTHING else of the facility, or the other food choices. But the receptionist was "off"... When we walked in we asked where the retirement party was. (There was only ONE event room booked at our time) And she had trouble understanding why we were there and where we should go. It took her about 7 minutes to figure out that we had to, "go up the 3 stairs and turn right".
Will I be back? Not on my own dime! I don't need to join a snooty, pretentious place like this so I can keep up with the Joness'...