i moved to the bowels of Las Vegas about 6 months ago from southern California.the one thing i miss the most about SoCal is In-N-Out.luckily the California staple is well represented out here in Vegas.over the past 6 months i have lost about 40lbs and abstained from pretty much all junk food.last Wednesday was the day i rewarded myself.pulled into the drive-thru and ordered a Double Double animal style with fries and root beer.i was greeted by friendly and cute jailbait and got my grub.found a spot in the parking lot and took a huge bite out of the burger.my tastebuds orgasmed and i had a near-psychedelic experience as i recalled my teenage years of eating In-N-Out in the car while stoned as a mother and blasting heavy metal music.after the 1st bite, i stopped blasted some tunes and continued my feast.the burger seemed to talk to me with each bite saying, "EAT ME!OH YES, TAKE A BIGGER BITE, CHEW HARDER, FASTER!EAT ME!"
eat her i did.