If you find yourself in the east side craving pizza, and not one of the other 900 amazing restaurants within walking distance of this place, and you just absolutely have to have a big slice of $3.50 pizza, then....well, think hard on it, and if you just can't wait, and don't want to spend a bunch and you feel you body digesting itself, then head on in get ready for the most "nothing special" slice ever.
Because, let's be clear, the two best things this place has going for it, is the fact that you can't get a "slice" of pizza really anywhere else in the area (which means it can compete with the fast food price point), and it's quick (again competing with fast food).
This place kind of defines "utility pizza".
If you NEED pizza, and I mean "fuck I need a slice!!", then go here, but if you can help it, don't.