I always laughed at reviews that stated "if I could give this place zero (or negative) stars, I would". Ashamed and humbled, I am forced to say the same about this "resort".
Not wanting to be needlessly harsh, I overlooked the facts that the room was dated and had a stale smell, and that the toiletries were never replenished throughout my stay. However, on the last day of my stay, I was in my room, leading a very important conference call. I had put up the sign on the door that said "Shhh... do not disturb". Despite this, ten minutes into my conference call, Housekeeping came along and started banging relentlessly on the door. It was mortifying to have to place all of the participants on my conference call on hold to respond to Housekeeping.
The "resort" boasts of a fitness center that has separate sections for cardio and weight training, but both sections are shamefully ill-equipped.
It was a pretty easy decision that I would never set foot on this property, ever again.