FAQ
Q: Waitwaitwait, you can't even afford to buy a burger at Arby's!
A: Not a question. But thanks for pointing that out, jerk. I was just "browsing" and pretending I was a high roller. It's Vegas. EVERYONE pretends.
Q: See anything you like?
A: Versace nail-clippers cost $80.00. There was nothing I liked in there.
Q: There had to be something.
A: Actually, there was a lot of nice things but the highlight of this visit was seeing Kanye West and his entourage stroll in and politely clear out the store so Mr. West can do some shopping.
FYI ... Say "Hi" to Kanye next time you see him. He's a nice guy.