Tuesday is opposite day. Or is it Thursday? I don't know anymore.
I'm bored with reviewing at the moment, so I'm going to write this as exactly the opposite of how I actually feel (save for the star rating, which I will rate accurately so I don't mess up the average). I'll let you do the decoding.
Delux is awful. I hate that they have Arrogant Bastard on tap. Their cheeseburgers are a huge step down from Applebees, my personal favorite. Or maybe TGIFridays is my favorite...life is full of such difficult decisions. Anyway, the french fries at Delux remind me of deep-friend cardboard: flavorless and tough. When my server accidentally spilled an inconsequential amount of fry sauce on my twenty dollar jeans, he didn't give me 30% off. Oh, and I hate the decor too. I'm not already planning to eat here this coming weekend.