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Holy horrible cupcakes. I found this vendor on Yelp looking to fill an order. Oh my, do I hate you yelpers now. Let's hit the high points: Customer Service: B- Pretty much what I would expect but nothing over the top. Ok let's hit the other points. Cupake texture: F- This wasn't a cupcake. It was a crumbly muffin. Cupcake presentation F- Some of my cupcakes were burned (or overcooked) around the edges. Others were a weird flat shape like they didn't rise correctly. Why did I pay them $3.50 per crispy muffin? Booziness: Since this is what they've used to set themselves apart from other cupcake bakers, I think they should be judged on it. If anyone is feeling even slightly tipsy from these cupcakes...as some of you reviewers have...you adorable little lightweights. I had to tell people they had booze in them and most of them didn't believe me. Maybe they save the booze for their events. Overall, I didnt' really like anything about these cupcakes. Ideally, I would like both quality service and awesome cupcakes. If I HAD to choose however, screw customer service....fatty likes cake.
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