Do you, like me, enjoy Waffle House without irony? Then come on down to the Cottage Cafe. The menu caught my eye on Yelp for having malted waffles, the delicious cornerstone of the WH franchise. Cottage Cafe's are a bit different (they're Belgian waffles instead of the thinner ones served by our neighbors to the south) but have a similar flavor. This morning I was also served possibly the best hash browns I've ever had. Crispy outside, creamy center, and none of that raw potato flavor you sometimes encounter in the less-cooked bits. True to Waffle House form, I ordered mine with cheese. Yes, it's a slice of American that goes on top, but that is exactly what I wanted.
Does Cottage Cafe offer premium, creative, cutting-edge fare? Not by a long shot. They do, however, hit the spot as a cheap greasy spoon.