I enjoy Sims Park. It's close to my house. There's a beach. Lake access! I know, can you believe it? We can actually USE that giant body of water to the north!
There are signs that read: "NO SWIMMING, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO LAUGHING, NO ENJOYING LIFE, NO BREATHING"... but people swim anyway. I haven't seen anyone get arrested for it but it might happen.
The beach is probably not the cleanest. I noticed 2 tampon applicators laying in the sand. However, if you go to Edgewater you'll see 20 for every step you take.
Sims is usually pretty quiet and low key.
Sims isn't perfect. It's a Lake Erie beach. I'm giving 4 stars because it's here and because it's an actual beach. Why aren't there more beaches in Greater Cleveland? It's asinine.
Author's note: I am not reviewing the "disc golf course". I hate frisbee and I hate that people have the nerve to call something "disc golf".
Author's note #2: I did not see any aliens here.