I cannot give Cirque du Soleil less than 5 stars. Zumanity was, I must agree, not nearly as good as Mystere or Corteo. Still, to give it any less than 5 stars seems such an insult to those incredible artists who blow your mind for nearly two hours.
And blow your mind it does... It's not sexual, so if some reviewers have docked points for lack of sex, they probably should have gone for the donkey show instead. No. Zumanity is erotic and sensual. It'll certainly give you a hard-on and get you going, but it's all done with such beauty and sensuality that you'll have a tear in your eye during the whole show.
The stage is magnificient. It's been said, but this man running around the stage with a cape that literally engulfs the whole stage into a sea of red... wow! breathtaking. The erotic swim in the fishbowl. Oh my god the hula girl was simply amazing. Hmmm... for those of you that gave 1 or 2 stars, I'd like to see you try twirling a hula hoop while suspended 40 feet above the ground.
Can I just say how jealous I am of these people? I probably don't have nearly as difficult a job. I make good money sitting behind a computer all day. But man.... they must be having awesome sex... The positions man...the positions!!! Oh the possibilities...