Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a tasteful grill,
That started with some ice cold beer, and we didn't even spill,
The guest was a mighty Yelp!-ing man, his buddies still quite new,
The dishes all tasted great, but the server didn't have a clue, didn't have a clue,*
The business started picking up; she didn't take our ord'r,
If not for the chips and salsa there, I'd be headed for the bord'r, headed for the bord'r
The grub arrived on the edge of our barren dinner place, with fajitas, salmon rice, tacos asada and salsa, few more drinks, accoutrements, more napkins, here at the local grill!
* The server had no clue... we told her we wanted to go ahead and order dinner while ordering drinks, but when she took the drinks, she immediately left. It was awkward. Later on that night, it was impossible to get her attention--I think she was holding down two other tables, but man, she would laaaaaggggggggg. And to top it off, after hardly checking on us through the night, she brings the bill over and tends to other diners. While I'm filling out the tip, she comes right back, refills our waters (first time that night!) and then asks me if something is wrong. Awkward since I was filling out the tip portion right there, and she kinda hovered. Few other service hiccups, but will leave it at that. So yeah, my lyrical prowess is limited since these details are missing from the theme song. What a cop-out!
I'll come back here again bc the grub was amazing. Everything hot, cooked well, meat still juicy, and everything had a great flavor. Hopefully we get a different server. I'm going to leave the stars at 2 for now, with room for improvement!
dmo out.