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Ignore the fake reviews from all of the "haters." Crap, now I sound like Amy from ABC in Scottsdale. Oh well... Jay, you are the bestest! My poor little bakery loving heart was slowly being crushed by encounters with female bakery owners that seemed to be in a perpetual state of extreme PMS coupled with an obvious love for worshiping Satan and following Lord Voldemort. Then along came Jay to rescue me from my wedding cake woes! I ran into some totally unexpected drama with the person I had contracted in Sedona ("ahem- Cake Couture" to quote Jennifer A. from below.) to bake my cake and needed to find another baker fast. I figured we could drive through Phoenix on our way up so I started looking around and found Kick Ass Kakes. Jay was so understanding, patient, kind, creative, and enthusiastic about helping me bring my wedding cake vision to life, he was everything my other baker was not. I needed somebody to make a classic looking wedding cake with some or all of the alchemy symbols from the album "Clockwork Angels" by the band Rush, or even just the band's logo. Jay not only put the symbols on my cake in a beautiful fashion, he got every single one on there and they were flawless and beautiful. He did an AMAZING job. Jay made everything so easy for me. Once I sent him pictures of what I wanted he drew up a sketch reflecting exactly what I was asking for and e-mailed it to me, I paid him over the phone and that was it. And then he even met me on his day off so that we could get the cake on the way up to Sedona. The taste of the cake could not be beat. Not only did Jay let me choose two flavors for each tier (one regular, one vegan), they both tasted amazing. Seriously, he makes some of the best cake I have ever had, and trust me, I've had a lot of cake, I have the thighs to prove it. Brides, if you are looking for a baker in Phoenix or surrounding areas use Kick Ass! Jay is really easy to get a hold of and communicates more quickly than other bakers. And Sedona brides! Save yourself the potential drama and use Kick Ass as your bakery even if you need to pay the delivery fees or have somebody pick it up, you will not regret it!
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