where fucking and disgusting meet.
Definitely NOT one of the better poolside services.
And very overpriced, but then again which one isnt except your house.
Ordered the following:
Nachos with chili= $20.00. The only item worth eating, a huge portion, and not bad at all. Chips, cheese sauce, and toppings all spot on. easily 2 people can share this and call it a meal.
"Warm" big pretzel with cheese sauce= $6.00. Tastes like it came from the ass-crack of a homeless Bavarian, fucking disgusting. Stale, borderline hard, gross. I dont think even a homeless person would eat this, wow.
Chicken tenders= $13.00 Garbage. comes straight from the freezer, jack in the box tastes better, and the waffle fries limp and lukewarm, inconsistently seasoned (some parts to death some not at all) . Only thing tender is my ass after the price/butt-rapeage.
1 powerade, a fucking coke, 6.00 each.
Pineapple mojito finished in 3 sips filled with 60% ice, $14.00. Tasty but gone b4 you know it.
Come to the pool with McDonalds bags as half the ghetto bastard crowd does (not that a casino food court is a bargain either.)
Granny goose ordered the burger another disappointment RAPE ME $18.00.
Only reason not one star is the value and taste of the nachos. Rest is overpriced crap.