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I'm giving the place 5 stars because of the food, the service, and the ambience; HOWEVER, I would give this establishment only ONE star if I was grading solely on the amount of women that hit on me while I was there - NOT ONE! I mean, I was playin' it cool, eating my chicken cordon bleu sandwich and sippin' on my margarita all while attempting appear fixated on the baseball game playing on the TV overhead; I don't actually know a thing about baseball. I occasionally fiddled with my phone to make it look like I was responding to a text, thus implying that, although I was dining alone, there were people who were trying to contact me - although there weren't. Maybe I think of myself as a "swipe right" guy while women look at me as a "swipe left." Oh well. My wife would've been mad if I picked up a lady anyway. Probably for the best.
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