For every person who gave Dicks a 1-star, or even a 2-star review, CRAWL OUT OF THE BOX YOU'RE LIVING IN AND GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
Ok, here's the deal. The only reason why Dick's has received so many low ratings is for one of the following:
Horrible food - understandable, but come on, it's in the MEXcalibur!
Horrible Service - um, clearly you're illiterate and didn't read the sign out front
Overpriced - it's VEGAS!! Go to Circus Circus if you want $2 beers all day
Now, for the GREATNESS that is Dicks. As our waitress Nancy simply put it, it's "service with sarcasm", and that's what she gets paid to do. Examples - she just threw the napkins, beer cups and forks onto the table, yelled at us for not being ready to order and had little nicknames for some of us.
Do some of the remarks made by the waitstaff border on cruel and degrading, ABSOLUTELY, but that's what makes this place so great. In addition, they make (almost) everyone paper hats with witty remarks on them. Here are some of the best that I remember:
"If found, please return to the nearest Home Depot parking lot" (Mexican Guy)
"Just call me 'Summer's Eve', cuz I'm a douche"
"I've given more rides than Seabiscuit" (blonde sorority girl)
"Handjobs - $1"
"I fart KY jelly" (Macho frat guy)
All I can say is that you need to come here for the EXPERIENCE, not the SERVICE/FOOD. In fact, by the end of our meal, we were helping our waitress come up with sayings for other people and she even put on the "Handjobs - $1" hat and took pictures with us holding up $1 bills.
NANCY...YOU WERE AWESOME!!!