Gross. We ordered a pizza, and were told it would be 40 minutes. Ok, no problem. At 50 minutes I asked the waitress if it was coming out soon. "5 minutes." Ok. 10 minutes went by, then another 10. We are now at an hour and 10 minutes, and still no pizza. Another 10 minutes later-- now exactly twice what we were told-- she brings out a piping hot pizza with green peppers and mushrooms. Pity that we ordered a sausage and pepperoni pizza... We were so hungry that we said forget it, we'll eat this one. Then we tried to cut into it. The bottom was rock hard, and burnt to a crisp. The knives could not cut through it. And in the center of the pizza, you ask? Yep--cold as ice. WTF?!
We called the waitress over, told her we'd pay for the drinks, but wanted to send the pizza back. 2 minutes later the owner is at our table, screaming at us that we are paying for the g-- d--- pizza. After attempting to calmly explain the situation, he said he didn't give a shit about that, he was getting his money. So I said, "ok, sure, no problem. You go get the check." And we left while he went to get the check.
Then-- oh yes, there's more-- about 2 weeks later there is a knock at the door of my mom's house, although I no longer lived there. She phoned me and said, "Um... the police are here about a pizza you didn't pay for?" What a dick! (The waitress had known me in high school and knew my name). I told my mom not to pay, and that I'd deal with it, but of course she was just worried about me and paid it. So the asshole got his money for a pizza we didn't order or eat, and that I would not have fed to my dog. And I have never been back.