So, I didn't go in for a cut, but to buy a hair product I had heard of, Johnny B's. I go in and oh boy, they have it! I ask the dude how much, he tells me, and as I'm about to pull out my wallet... he stops me. "Your hair. Who cut your hair?" he asks. I'm about to tell him about my barber before he interrupts me... "That's a bad cut. I've been cutting hair for 25 years, and I know hair. Your guy, he's no good. That's a bad haircut."
Interesting business model. I looked around at the zero customers in this dude's dusty, deserted shop, and then I looked at the wax sculpture toupee sitting on his head (seriously it looked like someone carved his hair out of soap and covered it in boot polish), and realized I didn't need to say anything. Took my money and left.