Kama, you ain't no goddess of love. Your buffett is a sloppy, unholy mess. Never again in your shrine will I set foot, no matter how starched your table cloth is or how twinkling your lights are.
Chicken rafts bobbing aimlessly in an atlantic ocean of butter chicken curry...sad looking veggies... out of a box desserts that are cloyingly sweet...sinewy tandoori chicken... very, very sad looking chafing dishes... appearances matter, so keep them up.
The servers are very good tho. Kudos!
Kama is a flighty temptress, so be warned!