After waiting about 30 minutes for a plate of french fries. Yes. Something McDonald's can crank out in 4 min 38 sec:
Me: [disgusted] You'd think something run by Jamie Oliver would be better run.
Y: I think it's Jamie Kennedy. Not Jamie Oliver. Though I'm not sure the difference.
Me: I guess now that I think of it Jamie Oliver would not have fries on the menu.
We still don't know who Jamie Kennedy is and we care less after Gilead. Service was slow. Maybe it's because we decided to be bohemian and take our brunch at the bar. The bar seems to imply you're happy to wait for absolutely everything, from initial service to your food. Don't do it.
I had the eggs benny. $13. No sides. Just a small plate of 2 poached eggs on bread and sauce. $13.
Y: You want something else?
Me: I was thinking of getting fries. You would think for $13 they could throw a few home fries on the plate for effect.
The eggs benny were okay. Had better. Hell, I would have been more satisifed with two egg mcmuffins for half the price. Other than some ephemeral quality that this food has had Jamie Kennedy wave his cudgel over, it was so not worth $13.
The fries were pretty darn good, mind you. $13 for egg benny and a side of those puppies would have been nice.
Luckily we had a groupon deal. You're supposed to tip on the whole bill before the discount but we tipped on the final tally. Service was so not worth it.