I'm gonna keep this review short ---- actually this is my experience and I'll give you all an insight on how I got to 2 stars.
After leaving Sport Clips with my pseudo-wannabe hipster haircut, I saw a sign that said 90% OFF EVERYTHING AT BOARDERS! By some random guy in the street. So I did what any rational human being would do, I decided it was the perfect time to get a shitload of books no one has ever heard about at some obscure price you wouldn't know about.
So far, 5 Stars.
I walk into Boarders, the signs in the store say 70-90% off everything, I was promised 90% off everything! Boy oh howdy, people who follow my Xanga Web Vlog know how furious I was to figure out that Boarders gave me the good'ole "rope-a-dope".
Loses 1 Star
I checked out their book selection, pretty decent considering that everything was about 80% off on average and I was kind of surprised that everything wasn't sold out.
Then, I saw a very beautiful oriental woman just walking around, looking at random books and my first thought was, "bink". My second thought was, "Hey I'll talk to her".
Then I pondered on whether or not I should spend time and effort on going after her, after about 2 minutes I figured, "sure". Little did I know while I was pondering, she vanished.
Loses 1 Star.
Well eff that noise, I grabbed a few books that looked decent and worked my wait up to the cashier. She was in her 60's or something, and since I was in a cheery mood I decided to bust out the small talk.
Joey: Howdy!
Cashier: ...
Joey: Oh boy gettin some cheap books today, good stuff right?
Cashier: ...
Joey: ...
Cashier: $15.31 is your total.
*I pay with debit card*
*Cashier hands it back, doesn't say anything*
Joey: Well you have a good weekend *takes one step away*
*Cashier says nothing*
Joey: *turns back and finger guns her way* LIKEWISE! :D
Loses 1 star and a potential friend that never warmed up to me.
I hope a dog humps her leg for 12 minutes then bites her pinky toe.
So yeah, shitty borders, It would be 1 star but everything was dirt cheap.