After decades of saying "there's no such thing as bad pizza" Seattle Dan proved me wrong. Honestly, everything was terrible. Even worse, the price point was that of an upscale pizza restaurant akin to Dom Demarco's. Too bad the quality point was hospital cafeteria. Although, that's not even fair to cafeterias. I apologize cafeterias. My personal favorite was the 1lb chicken tenders...$10 for "4" diced up chicken tenders laced with 6-8 mushy yet blackened tator-tots (that weren't even mentioned in the menu description), come on Dan, that's some Disneyland sh*t bro. I don't ever write reviews anywhere about anything but I don't want anyone else making this mistake. Please, go ANYWHERE else, believe me you can't do worse...Digiorno is a better decision. Thanks for ruining "Pizza Friday" Dan, didn't think it was possible.