He's so country he thinks a 7 course meal is a possum and a 6 pack.
The last time I trotted into Vegas, I was thinking, it's mighty Chilly out, awww, it's a good time for some Chili, I seriously thought that, ya'll. I wants to play ware the oil tycoons stay. The Wynn. Gawd, the chili at the Wynn Cafe gets me all giddy yuppin from the start, I starts tawking with a lone star drawl, imaginin' if I were in Texas, this is what great stankin' chili might be like. Not crumbled burrger meat but real chunks of texas beef with all the right spice. This tender steak chili comes with onions, shredded cheese and creamy sour cream, yee haw, I'm a strike the iron while it's hot and go shoot me some dice. Boy, she's got short arms and deep pockets. Excuse me, I jus' fawded.