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Here's a list of things I could hypothetically do in the amount of time it takes Pura Vida to make lunch: - Read a few books on the subject of restaurant ownership - Build an organic farm in my backyard - Grow an entire crop of fruits and vegetables - Learn to cook an entire menu's worth of vegetarian recipes - Get a restaurant business license - Get a small business loan and lease a suitable property - Grow a full, luxurious beard I had a lunch reservation at 1:45. At 2:30 they called me up to tell me that they could not have my food ready until 3:15. I ordered a quesadilla and some soup, not The Great Pyramids of Egypt. Instead of apologizing for wasting my time, the chef immediately got defensive and indignant with me. The whole restaurant got to watch a soap opera moment unfold as she blamed her employee for poor time management, then she blamed me for not being flexible. Dinner and a show! I do not recommend you to go to Pura Vida Bakery & Bystro.
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