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1st let me open with this: I had high hopes for this pizza after reading the reviews. It was ready promptly which kept those hopes alive. But alas, those hopes were quickly dashed after the first bite. Let me follow that opening with this closer: I ordered the pie for my wife and I in an effort to avoid the pain, sorrow and agony of eating the cafeteria food at the hospital where we were after the birth of our child. After the 1st bite though I realized that I had these food items situationally reversed and began eating the cafeteria food...with vigor. I am not sure I can say much more than that. When given the choice between a cold quesadilla and this pizza there were only 2 viable options: eat the cold cafeteria quesadilla or throw away the pizza and eat the box. I went with option 1 as the box had some of the pizza sauce on it and wasn't made from recycled material.
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