Oh boy. It's a good thing I do not live anywhere near this place or I'd weigh a literal ton. This place has a fun atmosphere. I like that instead of taking your name you draw a ridiculous one from the bucket. I appreciate the effort at making the experience unique. "Whoopsie Daisy?" Yea... that's' us.... :)
After what feels like 4 hours I've now had time to drool over the menu and convince myself not to order 17 sandwiches so I ordered buffalo tofu for an app which was spectacular and I've since hacked it and figured out how to make something very similar at home. ***insert evil laugh*** Sigh. I can however not make any of their delicious melts at home. I can't remember the clever name of the melt I ordered... Parmageddon?? perhaps, it had perogies and cheese, and love baked right in. Oh and they're ginormous. Of course I could actually only consume about half of it (damn you buffalo tofu for occupying my stomach!) but regardless the food was spot on. The whole thing's a bit gluttonous but its supposed to be. Enjoy it. If you're in Cleveland and don't eat at Melt your making a HUGE mistake. Do it, you're taste buds will thank you.