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My gf and I were in Vegas last weekend for a fun girls trip. We decided to go to LAX on Saturday night because the hotel gave us passes to get in free before midnight. We got there about 10:30pm, got in free and got free vodka drinks until midnight. It wasn't nasty well vodka either, it was Skyy vodka. So that was a pretty good deal. The dance floor was small and awkward, like a hallway between all the VIP booths. I feel like if more people can fit into the VIP area than the "regular people" area, that's not very VIP. The music was pretty 90's but good 90's so whatever. So my friend and I are dancing and having a good time when out of nowhere a bouncer pulls me out and asks for my ID. The only thing I could think was that maybe he didn't think I was 21? So he keeps my ID and tells me to follow him and then I thought maybe he thinks my ID is fake? Luckily my friend followed me and then suddenly were out in the front of the club and I realized they were kicking me out! The bouncer said I was being kicked out for "swaying" too much. Now, I know I'm a white girl, but I was trying to dance, and apparently "swaying" is inappropriate dancing? I started laughing and joking with my friend about how dumb they were being and how I was clearly not too drunk to be in their precious club. (And I know this because I remember everything that happened. If I were too drunk, I feel there'd be fuzzy details.) There were also 2 cops standing right there laughing along with me so obviously they didn't think my level of inebriation was something to be concerned about. They gave me back my ID and we walked back to our room, making sure to tell everyone we met along the way that this club sucks. 

In conclusion, I would never go back here. BUT if you're a girl you get in free and get free Skyy vodka drinks before midnight so that's pretty cool. Just make sure you don't "sway" on the dancefloor!! Swaying is not allowed here!!", 
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