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        "http://purl.org/stuff/rev#text" : [ "Meet Twiddle Dee and Chats McGoo, best buddies with no time for you.\n\nI popped into Lulu to check out their stuff.  Started looking at the sports bras and realized, I totally want/need one.  Only one problem:  there are a dozen varieties.  Knowing I need to get the itty bitties on lock down, I have no idea which one to choose.  Oh, and what do we have here, two associates that are literally ignoring me.  They see me, but they pretend they don't and continue chatting.  No hi, no smile, no nudding.  I have no idea what was so god damn important but I'm sure it had something to do with tampons or Dancing With The Stars.  I stare at them trying to get them to notice me, the customer.  Nothing.  Whisper whisper talk talk.\n  \nI have no idea what to even try on.  So, for those of you out there who are not familiar with Lulu's products.  Deys ain't cheap.  Those bras?  Yeah, $45. 10 minutes of looking, stunned arse 1 and her buddy have moved TO THE CORNER to continue their conversation.  I head to dressing room armed with shorts I found myself and a bra that may as well be a burlap sac.  Alanna is nice, welcoming.  In fact, Alanna is the only one who seems remotely happy to help anyone. \n\nI come out and advise her that I had no idea what I was doing and could've used some help from Chatty Cathy or Tammy Talks-A-Lot.  Alanna feels awful, like you would, but it wasn't her fault.  I get to counter, braless (no, no I had a bra on, it's not the 60's) and buy the shorts.  Good work, Megs.  Commission for you!  Cashier is nice.  This is not a good LuLu experience.  Every other time I've ever been to a Lulu it's been \"are we going to have to be Facebook friends now?\" because it's such good service.  \n\nI don't care if Johnny didn't text you when he said he would, or that the tuna sandwich you ate at lunch may or may not have been tuna.  You can talk to your friends later, pay attention to the effing customers.  If it wasn't for customers, you wouldn't be in business." ] ,
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